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Mirage Player Room Review Worst piece of trash ive seen yet 08/31/08, Player: mudcap Total Rating: 2.60 Room Quality Rating: 3 Room Quality Description: I stayed at this casino when i first arrived here. It was ok but like everthing else at the Mirage, extremely overpriced. There are a lot of hot girls at the mirage. Unfortunately 99% are with their parents so good luck on that. As for the rest of the sorry skank fake wannabes, dont talk to them unless you know plenty about sun tan lotion and hair conditioning products. Having a sense of humor and being up on current events will do you no good as everything will go right over their heads. Way over their heads. Find out what the most expensive hair products are and come up with a couple hours of material on that and you may have a shot. Competition Rating: 5 Competition Description: The majority of players at the Mirage are complete idiots. Unfortunately they wont hesitate to tell you how great they are when they bust your KK with 3 9 off because the board makes them a flush. I did win one hand this particular night. I had j 10 suited and the flop came j 2 2. I checked to the table idiot and called his bet. next card was a 4. i call again. river was a 10. i check raise and he calls. I show my hand and he mucks. Then he tells me he had ace ace. Hmmmm, if he had ace ace he won since he would have aces and 2s vs my jacks and 10s so i just laugh at him. For the next 4 hours he continued to tell me how lucky i was even though i end up losing about 90 bucks and hes winning every hand he plays with 6 9 off 4 8 off and every other hand that a normal person would never play. And for 4 hours i had to listen to this fool. Lucky for him ive been in jail enough times and i didnt want to go back for murder. Dealer Rating: 3 Dealer Description: Not bad i guess but their attitude fits with the overall theme of the mirage which is they think theyre something special. Cocktail Rating: 1 Cocktail Description: Good looking? The average age of the mirage waitresses is about 75. Even worse they move like they are 91. If you want to catch a buzz go outside and smoke a doobie because you wont get many drinks at this dump. Management Rating: 1 Management Description: See comps rating. Comps Rating: 1 Comps Description: Ive played at this joke of a poker room half a dozen times. I finally asked this time what the comp policy was before i played. i never really got an answer. so after playing 7 hours and putting up with the aforementioned bs i went looking for the $15 comp. it was "talk to this girl, talk to that guy talk to that other girl" and after the 4th person and after they all rolled their eyes at each other they finally gave me the comp.And really, whats a comp at the mirage? All it does is make their overpriced garbage somewhat reasonable. You can get a way better meal and way better service across the street at fatburger. The mirage completely sucks in every respect. Back to Mirage Room Review |
 View from outside the main entrance of the Mirage poker room.  View from inside the Mirage poker room.  View of main entrance of the Mirage poker room.  View of the 2009 action in the newly remodeled Mirage poker room.  View of Eva, a Mirage poker dealer, dealing a 3/6 limit game in Sept 2009. |
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